A very biased account of everything you need to know when you visit Disneyland Paris, especially about how bad the Indiana Jones ride there is.
French breakfast is different from your breakfast, but it's also extremely important so don't talk shit about it.
In a fit of optimism, I thought we'd be the first international movers to receive our moving boxes early.
A very abridged and unresearched first-person account of what the transportation strikes in Paris have been like.
White sneakers as far as the eye can see, but why?
I thought grit and money would help me find an apartment in Paris because I'm a dumb American.
I'm not sure why French meals last four hours, they just do and we all have to accept it.